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    So you want to scrap with Canada? Bring it on....

    SO SO PROUD TO BE CANADIAN AGAIN!

    THANK YOU PRESIDENT RUMP!

    Hello

    Canada! Thank you for the "made in america" beautiful boycott!

    But please let's all give a great shout out to president Donald Rump... without whose gift of insanity and idiocy, our canadian government would never have pulled together to make canada the partriotic powerhouse it once was... Thank you uncle donald!!

    Love & kisses, Canada hahahahaha

    Join the Conversation and Get Real Wake Up, Canada! Welcome to The Dumb-Ass Canuck, where we mix humor with hard truths to shake Canada out of its polite little bubble. This is not your grandma’s social justice site—unless your grandma likes her politics with a side of reality. We’re here to inform, educate, and expose the stuff the government would rather you not think about. We love Canada, but we also know that pretending everything’s fine won’t make it so. So, if you’re still sipping your double-double in blissful ignorance, we’re here to help—one laugh (and truth bomb) at a time. Whether you’re here to wake up, wise up, or just enjoy the absurdity of it all, grab a coffee and let’s get real, eh?

    Never in our lives have we seen Canadians rally around our fantastic FLAG and pull together like this!!

    Whoo-hoo, what a RUSH! What a High! This COUNTRY is AMAZING!! Talk about TEAM CANADA!

    Every Canadian who participated deserves a medal!

    And THAT is my point CANADA! It was YOU who stepped up to the plate first. It was YOU who inspired the PREMIERS to meet together when the FEDERSL government were too busy squabbling and proroging Parliament to even take action.

    I'm sorry but the FEDERAL prime minister was a lame duck UNTIL he was given a script from YOU the people and the premiers who saw there pensions and paychecks flushed down the toilet.

    So, what happens when the tarriffs are gone or dealt with? Do you think the government will suddenly alter track and become responsible for the long term?

    The USA has shown its' stripe (pardon the pun) and now we know the once proud eagle is in fact a vulture, and cannot be trusted again ... ever. But it also brought to light many Canada made failures on the same matter.

    The responsibility of the Federal government is to protect our NATIONAL ECONOMY from danger. That is why we pay them huge amounts of money each year.

    And I don't just mean the Trudeau FEDERAL government but also PROVINCIAL governments too. EVERY government agency and department tasked with ensuring our national economic success has failed in their mandates for decades.

    So we have a bigger job ahead... and that is to PREVENT this from ever happening again ... So let me be clear. Going Forward... it is up to YOU, the PEOPLE of Canada ... to ensure governments do their jobs from here on in! Are youn up to it?

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    Our governments have made us look like an ASS in front of the world! Lets fix that!

    GIVING A DAM FOR DEMOCRACY

    I can honestly say that I'm a True Canadian but I WORK at it!

    Do you?

  • you know what pisses me off?

    40+/- million people in canada bitch and complain about the lousy job our government(s) are doing... but 90% of them won't get off their hairy asses and vote or PARTICIPATE IN running their government !

    I'm sorry to be so blunt ...but totalitarian, facsism, communistic authoritarian regimes , they don't let you participate in running the government. we can! ... but we don't!

    at least for the moment , you have that precious freedom , yet most of us are too lazy to excercise that priceless privelege!

    A democracy is a particIPation sport!

    0ur government is broken and we are here to show canadians how to take part in fixing it! The Dumb-ass cabuck is here to inform and inspire "thinking Canadians". We are here to unite Canadians who actually give a damn.

    are you one of them? If so contact me !

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    Hi, I'm Malcolm Mills and I'm a true blue Canadian. I'm doing this because I want to be proud of Canada again. We've watched the decline for decades but now it's time to take it back. Politicians need to do their jobs and so do we so get your head out from between your legs and let's get working together. Keep your stick on the ic0e everyone.

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