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  • Join the Movement for a Witty Awakening Get in the Game, Eh? Welcome to The Dumb-Ass Canuck, where we mix humor with hard truths to shake Canada out of its polite little bubble. This is not your grandma’s social justice site—unless your grandma likes her politics with a side of sarcasm.

We’re here to inform, educate, and expose the stuff the government would rather you not think about. We love Canada, but we also know that pretending everything’s fine won’t make it so. So, if you’re still sipping your double-double in blissful ignorance, we’re here to help—one laugh (and truth bomb) at a time.

Whether you’re here to wake up, wise up, or just enjoy the absurdity of it all, grab a coffee (Patrick certainly has), and let’s get real, eh?

    Get in the Game, Eh?

    Join the Movement for a Witty Awakening

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